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My name is Mary Alice Young.

In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday.

Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.

I made breakfast for my family.

I performed my chores.

I completed my projects.

I ran my errands.

In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it

gleamed with perfection.

That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver

that had never been used.

My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.

Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.

Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.

Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.

After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six

months before.

[Screeams] It's my neeighbor.

I think shee's beeeen shot.

Theeree's blood eeveerywheeree.

Yees, you'vee got to seend an ambulancee.

You'vee got to seend onee right now.

And, for a moment, Mrs.

Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.

But only for a moment.

If there was one thing Mrs.

Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.

I was laid to rest on a Monday.

After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.

And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.

Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.

Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

She didn't cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.

She didn't have the time.

But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea.

"Why not quit yourjob?" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.

It would be so much less stressful.

" But this was not the case.

In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-

food restaurant.

Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.

But she didn't have the time.

- Stop it, stop it, stop it.

- But, Mom.

No.

You aree going to beehavee today.

I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.

And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer.

How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.

And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for

Christmas.

Aree you willing to risk that? OK.

Leet's geet this oveer with.

Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.

Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.

Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.

Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.

But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.

Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.

However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.

If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.

Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's

conveertiblee.

- Just work it in.

- Theeree's no way I can.

Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.

You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.

It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.

Peeoplee aree staring.

Keeeep your voicee down.

Absoluteely.

Wee wouldn't want theem to think wee'ree not happy.

Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.

Bree was known for her cooking.

And for making her own clothes.

And for doing her own gardening.

And for re-upholstering her own furniture.

Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.

Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.

Everyone, that is, except her own family.

Paul.

Zachary.

- Heello, Mrs.

Van Dee Kamp.

- You shouldn't havee.

It was no troublee.

Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.

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