(一) 英语笑话

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(一) 英语笑话

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
 
One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to the embankment（路堤）, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...
 
Each traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"
 
Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"
 
在堤岸边有个十字路口，是我每天回家的必经之路。
 
一天黄昏，我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家，来到堤岸，从远处看去，只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……
 
每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起，在晚霞衬托下，煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的美景：“女儿你看，前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
  
Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."
  
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
  
Dad: "Hey!"
  
Daughter: "Your chick looks really nice ah ......"
 
5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。 
 
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我两句吧，你夸我两句我就又有劲了。” 
 
女儿：“老郑!” 
 
老爸：“哎!”
 
女儿：“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”