美国人在日常的生活中关于恋爱和左爱的故事"/>
美国人在日常的生活中关于恋爱和左爱的故事
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
今天,在跟我的男朋友做爱的时候突发奇想想要试试后入,结果这个家伙说:“基督不会喜欢我们这样子的”。瞬间没有了性趣。FML
Today, I learned there is such a thing as "too much sex". After a full week of having sex at least twice a day with my girlfriend, I had to go to the GP due to a painful erection and swelling. The constant sex had caused me to burst a blood vessel in my penis. FML
今天,我终于知道了什么叫做“过度性行为”。整整一个星期的,每天最少跟我女朋友做两次,结果现在老二一直处于一种很疼的勃起状态。我们这边的一声告诉我,因为过度的性行为使我的阴茎血管破裂了。真的是屌爆了,卧槽。FML
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